The Cringiest Things I Say!

Welcome back to my crazy house blog. Today I thought I would share with you all the cringiest things I end up saying to my teenage kids and stuff I have to deal with constantly as a mom with ADHD, raising kids with additional needs. Please tell me, my house is not the only one that gets this Crazy!

• That’s disgusting *seems to be my trade mark, according to my kids.
• Why is there 10 layers of scotch tape around the hair brush
• Is that poop????
• Milk is in the fridge – self cooling milk isn’t invented yet
• I’m your mom not your slave
• Put your but back inside your pants
• Scream a little louder the neighbors 5 blocks away didn’t quite here you…
• There’s no dinosaur pee in our water; if there is, I’m sure it’s good for you.
• No you can’t pee on the puppy pads, its for the dog!
• You’re not a guinea pig! you can’t head bump me
• The garbage can is literally right behind you
• No pinching (swear even at 20 they will never grow up)
• You have to go to school i’m not raising hobos
• You’re probably constipated *seem to say this way more then I should
• Your not deaf! turning the TV louder wont drown out my nagging
• Yes the bathroom is my timeout space! Let me poop for 10 more minutes
• Of course I’m in the house where else would I go? I doubt Vegas is on the table.
• Quit it or I’m blogging it and its so going all over Instagram!!! #moderndayparenting
• You can’t use the dog as a table lamp
• Just try putting a supper size tampon up your penis. Just try!!!
• Stop touching shit!!!
• No you can not have a sugar daddy!!!
• You can’t date me, insest is illegal and I’ve wiped your but so ewww….
• You cant be a nudest we live in the city!
• You can’t kill your brother with a plastic spoon…
• Sorry honey, your weapon of choice today will have to be your beautiful mind; but don’t hurt feelings.
• You’re YouTuber Beasty is not a medical professional!
• Seriously!!! You peed in my cup????
• Kids freak out if one sibling touches another siblings pet #parentingisexhausting
• Factory is shut down, locked up and burnt to the ground. So you are not getting a new baby sister!
• If you don’t stop playing with it, it’s going to fall off!!!
• Your way to old for that crap!
• If you were a baby I’d give you a bottle, put you in a crib and take a nap so your old enough to entertain your self!!!
• I can’t stop the neighbor from cutting grass, firetrucks from blaring their sirens or the emergency helicopters from going over our house
• Did you take your pills?
• Put your penis back in your shorts!
• That’s so cringy
• Why is the guinea pig chewing up your homework????
• WHY???
• Seriously!!! (said about 1000 times a day)
• That’s rude,
• Go to sleep, but don’t sleep!!!! (because I need quiet for 5 minutes to get my brain back on track)
• where’s the bleach!!!
• Why is there a tablet in the dishwasher
• Nop, I’m not asking!
• I need a vacation!!!!

I hope you enjoyed this short blog, please comment below some of the cringy things you say to your kids. If your new here please subscribe and confirm your e-mail so you don’t miss a peek into my crazy life . Thank you and see you next time at my crazy house.