The Cringiest Things I Say!

Welcome back to my crazy house blog. Today I thought I would share with you all the cringiest things I end up saying to my teenage kids and stuff I have to deal with constantly as a mom with ADHD, raising kids with additional needs. Please tell me, my house is not the only one that gets this Crazy!

  • That’s disgusting *seems to be my trade mark, according to my kids.
  • Why is there 10 layers of scotch tape around the hair brush
  • Is that poop????
  • Milk is in the fridge – self cooling milk isn’t invented yet
  • I’m your mom not your slave
  • Put your but back inside your pants
  • Scream a little louder the neighbors 5 blocks away didn’t quite here you…
  • There’s no dinosaur pee in our water; if there is, I’m sure it’s good for you.
  • No you can’t pee on the puppy pads, its for the dog!
  • You’re not a guinea pig! you can’t head bump me
  • The garbage can is literally right behind you
  • No pinching (swear even at 20 they will never grow up)
  • You have to go to school i’m not raising hobos
  • You’re probably constipated *seem to say this way more then I should
  • Your not deaf! turning the TV louder wont drown out my nagging
  • Yes the bathroom is my timeout space! Let me poop for 10 more minutes
  • Of course I’m in the house where else would I go? I doubt Vegas is on the table.
  • Quit it or I’m blogging it and its so going all over Instagram!!! #moderndayparenting
  • You can’t use the dog as a table lamp
  • Just try putting a supper size tampon up your penis. Just try!!!
  • Stop touching shit!!!
  • No you can not have a sugar daddy!!!
  • You can’t date me, insest is illegal and I’ve wiped your but so ewww….
  • You cant be a nudest we live in the city!
  • You can’t kill your brother with a plastic spoon…
  • Sorry honey, your weapon of choice today will have to be your beautiful mind; but don’t hurt feelings.
  • You’re YouTuber Beasty is not a medical professional!
  • Seriously!!! You peed in my cup????
  • Kids freak out if one sibling touches another siblings pet #parentingisexhausting
  • Factory is shut down, locked up and burnt to the ground. So you are not getting a new baby sister!
  • If you don’t stop playing with it, it’s going to fall off!!!
  • Your way to old for that crap!
  • If you were a baby I’d give you a bottle, put you in a crib and take a nap so your old enough to entertain your self!!!
  • I can’t stop the neighbor from cutting grass, firetrucks from blaring their sirens or the emergency helicopters from going over our house
  • Did you take your pills?
  • Put your penis back in your shorts!
  • That’s so cringy
  • Why is the guinea pig chewing up your homework????
  • WHY???
  • Seriously!!! (said about 1000 times a day)
  • That’s rude,
  • Go to sleep, but don’t sleep!!!! (because I need quiet for 5 minutes to get my brain back on track)
  • where’s the bleach!!!
  • Why is there a tablet in the dishwasher
  • Nop, I’m not asking!
  • I need a vacation!!!!

I hope you enjoyed this short blog, please comment below some of the cringy things you say to your kids. If your new here please subscribe and confirm your e-mail so you don’t miss a peek into my crazy life . Thank you and see you next time at my crazy house.

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